Good morning, House of Madness astrologers:
Do you believe in astrology, or are you like myself and think the entire thing is just a gigantic pile of b.s.? I'm not a believer of different fates for different people based solely on the sign of the Zodiac they bear, and I'm certainly not one for tarot cards or other silly props used by others in the art of manipulation. That said, I do believe in fate, only I believe it to be entirely random, and not a fixture based on the month I was born in, or whether the lines and creases on my hands form a magical path which can predict the precise moment I will expire. I'll die when I feel like it, OK?
In "Horrorscope", it seems that a group of college buddies start dying off one by one after getting their horoscopes read by a mysterious stranger, and it has to be more than a simple coincidence that they're all meeting their fate at the same time. You know what I always say: Kill one of my friends once, shame on you, kill us all in rapid succession after being warned with some silly cards, shame on us. Now those are humble words I've always lived by to the point I'd almost consider them my mantra, but just be careful when a strange person asking for money in a tent says you're going to die is the lesson I'm really preaching here, OK?
"Horrorscope" is in post-production, and is due to hit theatres sometime in 2023, but if you were born in October, May, or August, I'm sure you already knew that. For cast info and other tidbits, click here.
NB
