Good evening, House of Madness residents:
Is there anything we can't do here in the House of Madness? Not only do we bring you movie previews, reviews, and short stories, but we now bring you feature films! This may or may not have been made by my daughter and her friend, but if you reside in the House of Madness, all submissions become the property of the House of Madness, as well as all the profits. Does taking advantage of a daughter's financial situation sound like a dick move? Sure, but we gotta pay the bills somehow!
Our first ever feature film is called "In the Shadows", and although it may only run for just over a minute and be a tad on the blurry side, it's 62 seconds of pure terror. I wanna say it's a cross between "Cloverfield" and "Jurassic Park", but with way more gore, and better acting. Check it out, but be warned, it's not for the faint of heart. Great job, ladies! Enjoy!
