Good afternoon, House of Madness residents! After a far too long hiatus, HoM is back with more reviews, short stories, and plenty of delicious horror content!
If you're wondering where HoM has been, it's a long, treacherous, terribly depressing story involving werewolves, bacon, a garlic press, and several different dimensions in 11 separate universes, and in order to fully disclose the truth would involve the removal of your tongues, followed by a non disclosure agreement spanning 565,351 pages of blurry cursive writing from a left handed cyclops suffering from dyslexia. The main thing is we're back, and hopefully better than ever!
I've read a massive stack of books (proven by CBS*), viewed several billion TV series (verified by HBO**), and have seen a monumental catalogue of movies (confirmed by ABC***) over the past little while, so I will most likely review them sporadically as life permits. Thanks for all your support!
*Commisssion of Book Stacks
**Historical Boobtube Offices
***All Bullshit Cinematronics
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