Good afternoon, House of Madness partiers:
None of us here in the House of Madness ever use the word happy (except for Steve in the Dungeon Department- he's been dealt with), but we do hope you made it through 2022 with at least one killing spree. Here's hoping for more blood splatter and cadaver carving in 2023!
Speaking of the new year, what better way to hype the upcoming horrors beyond 2023 than a demented New Year's Eve flick? Typically on New Year's Eve, everyone in the office gets completely smashed, Phil in accounting hooks up with Debbie in HR, while Paul from the mail room watches in anonymity as he's taking photocopies of his ass. Sound familiar? Oh, I guess you had to be there. Anyways, as if spending an evening with a bunch of drunken colleagues you painstakingly try to avoid getting cornered into a conversation with from Mon-Fri doesn't sound horrible enough, imagine trying to fake interest in Rita's family vacation stories while being stalked by an unknown murderer with nothing but carnage on his mind. Suddenly the urge to stab someone in the face has become less of a fantasy, and more of a reality through the eyes of another. Oh well, at least you finally get to learn first hand the true experience of spending your remaining days in a dead-end job.
"New Fears Eve" is still in pre-production, but with the new year only just upon us, we have plenty of time to prepare for the office apocalypse. Just make sure to plan your escape ahead of time, and if you drink, stay alive.
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