The Time is NOW

Hello fellow horror sapiens, and welcome to The House of Madness! I'm sure none of you will remember any of my previous work for The Bloody News 15+ years ago, but if you do, you're most likely old, wear glasses, go to bed early, and are my new best friend. If you're in the 99.9 percentile, and have zero idea about me, I hope you enjoy horror movies, books, swearing, and smart assery. Thanks for stopping by!

Let's get an idea of what to expect when you visit The House of Madness. I will share upcoming horror movies, series, and books, and give my personal take on them. I will splash in some reviews here and there (possibly more often if popular demand deems them fiendishly tantalizing), and I may even occasionally try and track down someone in the horror biz, that will give me the time of day (fuck off, Dr. Giggles), and get some insight into the mind of someone behind the scenes. The latter could be a challenge for an unknown as myself, but I can be very convincing, and I'm not too proud to beg while crying.

I would also love to hear from you in the comments! We can chat more about the current subject, why Halloween III is the best Halloween next to the 1978 original, or we can talk about the Buffalo Sabres. If there is a movie you would like my thoughts on, or perhaps even like me to review, you can contact me directly at neil@houseofmadness.ca .

That's it for now, but I have plenty more to discuss with anyone who dares to ring the doorbell, and cross the threshhold into The House of Madness.........MUWAHAHAHAHAHA... *cough* *burp* *cough*......bye for now.

NB