Good afternoon, House of Madness residents:
Do you like surprises? We certainly do, and if you're in the market for one, we have something super special coming your way in the very near future. Is it a sack full of venomous spiders waiting to be unleashed unto the unsuspecting world? Not sure. Could it be a gaggle of ghosts we have trapped in the cellar and are currently training them on how to misbehave in public? It's possible. No shot we've got a legion of vampires coming in straight from Transylvania and will discharge them when we feel society is at its weakest, right? Who knows. All we can tell you is to keep your eyes peeled in the next few weeks, and while your eyes are nice and peeled, make sure you look out for cool things in Faces Magazine; not only is the magazine free at your local Metro and Sobey's locations, but it is also enchanted with demon's blood and its pages will be dripping with nightmare fuel.*
Please keep a lookout for your copy coming soon, if not you will be banished into the realms of Madness, never to be seen again.**
*Non-flammable for child safety reasons.
**Banishing currently unavailable in Quebec and Alberta.
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Thank you for the kind words, Jody. We admit things got so exciting, we wet the Bed of Madness last night. Oh well.
Sweet! What a great collaboration between two media giants – HOM and Faces Mag – can’t wait!